“Dumb Jokes” is a funny song of funny jokes, by Songdrops, the same guy that brought you funny songs like The Duck Song, Best Friends Forever, The Tarantula Song, The Long Word Song, The Color Song, Paula the Koala and many more funny songs.
Lyrics to the funny song, Dumb Jokes:
Everyone of these jokes is better than the next
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Two hats were on a hat rack. One said, you hang here, I’ll go on ahead
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
A bug splatted into my windshield yesterday. It’ll never have the guts to do that again.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”
Two drums and a symbol fell off a cliff. Badoom tshhhh!
Dumb jokes ohhhhhh Bum Bum Bum Bum
I broke my pencil this morning. I tried to use it anyway, but it was pointless
When’s a good time to go to the dentist? Toothhurty
What did the zero say to the number 8? Nice belt!
Why does this coffee taste like mud? Oh yeah. It’s fresh ground.
I was digging three deep holes in the backyard.
My mom came home and said well well well.
Where do generals keep their armies? In there sleevies!
What did the snail say when it rode on the turtles back? Weeee!
Why is it hard to starve in the desert?
Because of the sand which is there.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Don’t ever leave alphabet soup on the stove. It could spell disaster
What’s invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny burps.
There’s three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can’t.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back 4 seconds.
Knock knock …….. interrupting cow … MMMOOOO!
Dumb Jokes: A Funny Song by Bryant Oden
Funny jokes, kid jokes stupid jokes for kids funyy songs