TOP 10+ Little Johnny jokes of the day try not to laugh

TOP 10+ Little Johnny jokes of the day try not to laugh
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Clips Compilation 2016 Little Johnny jokes
Video link : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av-4P…

Blonde Jokes : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY4IE…

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Little Johnny’s chemistry teacher wanted to teach his students a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

“Now, class. Observe what happens to the two worms,” said the teacher putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about and was seemingly unharmed.

He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. “Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?” he asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”
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Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer little Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime and Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after little Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Little Johnny, those mean boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?” Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $10!”

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During the soccer match little Johnny sits in the front row. His friend asks : ”How did you get the tickets?”
”From my brother” says little Johnny.
”And where is your brother?”
”At home. Looking for his ticket.”

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